If you’ve been reading through our articles on prostate massage, you might be dying to try this toy for yourself. Or maybe you’ve been using your fingers, but wonder if a prostate massager will give you a better time. You might even have ordered a prostate massager already, but be so desperate to try it out you can’t wait for it to arrive!
In all of these cases, you might turn to a homemade solution. These can either be things you find around your house that you can use instead of a real massager, or something that you actually make yourself.
One common object that nearly all of us have lying around our house is the faithful wooden spoon. In a pinch, you can use this to reach your prostate.
Ideally, you should use a spoon which isn’t actually made of wood. This is because wood is a porous material, which means it can absorb bacteria. Even if you thoroughly clean out your spoon after using it, it will usually still have bacteria inside the pores of the material.
When you use it again, this bacteria may cause problems inside your own body. Even worse, if you then use your spoon for cooking, these bacteria might get into your food!
Almost any time people are looking for household objects they can use to get their rocks off, the electric toothbrush quickly becomes part of the conversation. These are shaped similarly to most penetrative sex toys and have the added bonus of vibration when you turn it on!
Hopefully you aren’t trying to put the brush end inside your body, but just in case, you shouldn’t. The bristles can cause a lot of pain and may even damage the sensitive tissue inside your body.
You also need to make sure that your toothbrush is completely waterproof, or you may send some nasty shocks into places that don’t feel great.
Another long, phallic shaped object many of us have lying around our houses are candles. Ideally, the long thin kind. After all, nobody wants to lose a tealight inside their butts!
Candles can be a little more forgiving than many other household objects, as they have a little bit of flex in them. While this can be a great plus, it can also be a big problem. Candles are very easy to break.
The last thing you want is to lose half a candle inside your body, so if you do go down this route, try not to be too rough with them.
Cucumbers (and Other Fruits and Veg)
Anyone who’s spent more than a few minutes in a supermarket has probably noticed by now. There are tons of vegetables that are penis shaped!
Theoretically, these are some of the safest options when you’re looking for some prostate pleasure in a pinch. However, it’s important to make sure that the vegetables you use aren’t too ripe. The riper they are, the softer they’ll be.
The sphincters in your anus are very powerful, and if your chosen implement is a little on the soft side then it can be very easy for it to end up squished. Generally this won’t be a huge problem, but it’s not the most pleasant thing to clean up!
The Problem With Household Objects
While all of these things can be used when there’s nothing else available, they all carry the same problems.
If you’re going to be stimulating your prostate internally, then you’re going to be doing it through the anus. Despite the fact that the normal function of this body part is to push things out of the body, it’s surprisingly good at sucking things in too.
Which brings us onto our big problem. All sex toys made to be used anally are equipped with a large base which prevents the anus from sucking them in. Our household objects do not.
If you’re unlucky enough to use something like this and it does disappear on you, then it’s very likely that you’ll need a trip to the emergency room to remove it. While it’s embarrassing, you shouldn’t be scared of heading to the E.R. The doctors there have seen it all before, and there are stories of all kinds of objects being removed from people’s anuses.
The ideal solution though, is to avoid the problem entirely, and not use random household objects for anal stimulation.
Making a Prostate Massager
You aren’t completely out of luck yet though! There are several different ways you can make a prostate massager at home. The best part about doing this, is you can tailor it to your own body and produce something that really does hit all the right spots.
The simplest way to do this is with a clone-a-willy kit. These kits come with everything you need to essentially make your own dildo. You take a mold of your penis, then use the materials provided to fill the mould and produce the sex toy.
Even better, you can fill your mold with anything you want. Ice dildo perhaps?
Once your cloned willy has set, you can use it to reach your prostate and massage to your heart’s content!
Other options for a fully homemade prostate massager include:
All of these require a lot more effort though and will likely use tools that you don’t have access to easily. Some of them will also require coating, to protect your body from splinters or glass shards, and to keep your toy free of bacteria.
Real Prostate Massagers: The Better Option
While you can get by with one of these homemade solutions, we’d always recommend buying a real prostate massager instead.
Each sex toy manufacturer has years of experience, so they can make toys that feel so much better to use. You can also guarantee that these toys will be completely body safe, and aren’t going to cause any damage to your body (as long as you buy them from a reputable manufacturer).
At the end of the day, we only get one butt! So why take the risk with random objects or potentially dangerous homemade solutions, when we can pick up a real prostate massager cheaper than ever! Head on over to our collection to see the huge range to choose from!